Flattery will get you Somewhere


    The Catholic Church grounds in Zanzibar were the focal point of our early development while we were growing up into adults.  It was our playground of choice and it was the location where plans, serious and not so serious, were made.  It was also where as growing individuals we gave vent to our infantile and immature instincts and fights were not uncommon.  Sometimes, the fights were with the Mission boys who were generally resident African boys who lived in and around the Church grounds.

    My brother Eustace somehow had it in him to pick on one particular harmless Goan boy called Joseph.  Eustace had an unexplained compulsion to kick Joseph in the butt whenever he saw him and that for no apparent reason.  He was a classical example of an incorrigible bully.  Poor Joseph took the kicking in painful silence and never hit back hoping that his patience would pay off. In retrospect, I can now see Joseph developing into a very sad and unhappy lonely boy with an absolutely low self image. 

   One particular warm afternoon, the boys were planning something that was really unimportant, on the other side of the stone fence when voice was heard from this side of the fence:

“Who is that intelligent, strong and kind boy called Eustace?”

Eustace’s ears stood up like that of a rabbit on alert.  Surely, this was not the Eustace that he knew.

“I would like to shake Eustace’s hand and give him something nice,” insisted the voice.

This was too much for Eustace.  He jumped up on the fence and saw a middle-aged man standing there with a smile from ear to ear.

“Are you Eustace?” asked the man.

“Yes!” shouted Eustace hoping that nobody else would steal his identity at this history making moment.

“Come here, my son, I would like to give you something,” the man stressed.

Eustace jumped off the fence expecting to receive some kind of reward, and so he approached the man.  No sooner had he got close enough, the man grabbed him by the arm like a rattle-snake attacks his prey.

“Do you know who I am?” asked the irate man.

“I am Joseph’s father and I am here to give you a taste of your own medicine.”

Eustace knew that he was in trouble.  He tried to tear away, but the man’s grip was far too tight.

Joseph’s father swung Eustace around and gave him a couple of hard kicks on the butt which all his friends thought he deserved, but would not offer any comment.

“You ever touch Joseph again, there will be a lot more of this,” he shouted, adding a couple of slaps across Eustace’s face.

He then released Eustace who evaporated from the scene in a flash.

Joseph’s quality of life must have been enhanced a hundred fold after this incident and Eustace, in order to save face among his loyal followers declared:

“He may have kicked me, but it never hurt.”

The red marks on his behind told a different story.

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